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mortician:

lisaeleanor:

wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF



this whole post is full of cute omg

feyxnoir

Lol!!

mortician:

lisaeleanor:

wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF

this whole post is full of cute omg

feyxnoir

Lol!!

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— 5 minutes ago with 411576 notes

just-exhale-love:

myrtle-snows-melon-baller:

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

what the fuck did i just watch

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— 39 minutes ago with 97020 notes

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

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— 47 minutes ago with 208569 notes

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

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— 49 minutes ago with 149551 notes

"Let’s go, Ein."

(Source: lemedy, via mynameiskaas)

— 2 hours ago with 7383 notes

You saw what this man can do all by himself. Can you imagine what would happen if we woke up the rest of his crew?

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— 2 hours ago with 12602 notes

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

(Source: maimedlion, via onlylolgifs)

— 2 hours ago with 73984 notes

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(via flewor)

— 2 hours ago with 21080 notes

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

image

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— 2 hours ago with 276422 notes